IPL 20/20 Cricket – 2009 Time Table

Match	Date	Time	Ground
1. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	18-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Bangalore
2. Kings XI Punjab Vs Chennai Super Kings	19-Apr-09	5:00 PM	Mohali
3. Delhi Daredevils Vs Rajasthan Royals	19-Apr-09	8:30 PM	Delhi
4. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Deccan Chargers	20-Apr-09	4:00 PM	Kolkata
5. Mumbai Indians Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	20-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
6. Rajasthan Royals Vs Kings XI Punjab	21-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Jaipur
7. Deccan Chargers Vs Delhi Daredevils	22-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Hyderabad
8. Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians	23-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Chennai
9. Deccan Chargers Vs Rajasthan Royals	24-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Hyderabad
10. Kings XI Punjab Vs Mumbai Indians	25-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Mohali
11. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Rajasthan Royals	26-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Bangalore
12. Chennai Super Kings Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	26-Apr-09	4:00 PM	Chennai
13. Mumbai Indians Vs Deccan Chargers	27-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
14. Kings XI Punjab Vs Delhi Daredevils	27-Apr-09	4:00 PM	Mohali
15. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Chennai Super Kings	28-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Bangalore
16. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mumbai Indians	29-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Kolkata
17. Delhi Daredevils Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers .	30-Apr-09	8:00 PM	Delhi
18. Deccan Chargers Vs Kings XI Punjab	1-May-09	8:00 PM	Hyderabad
19. Rajasthan Royals Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	1-May-09	4:00 PM	Jaipur
20. Chennai Super Kings Vs Delhi Daredevils	2-May-09	8:00 PM	Chennai
21. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Deccan Chargers	3-May-09	4:00 PM	Bangalore
22. Kings XI Punjab Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	3-May-09	8:00 PM	Mohali
23. Mumbai Indians Vs Delhi Daredevils	4-May-09	4:00 PM	Mumbai
24. Rajasthan Royals Vs Chennai Super Kings	4-May-09	8:00 PM	Jaipur
25. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Kings XI Punjab	5-May-09	8:00 PM	Bangalore
26. Chennai Super Kings Vs Deccan Chargers	6-May-09	8:00 PM	Chennai
27. Mumbai Indians Vs Rajasthan Royals	7-May-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
28. Delhi Daredevils Vs Chennai Super Kings	8-May-09	4:00 PM	Delhi
29. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	8-May-09	8:00 PM	Kolkata
30. Rajasthan Royals Vs Deccan Chargers	9-May-09	8:00 PM	Jaipur
31. Chennai Super Kings Vs Kings XI Punjab	10-May-09	8:00 PM	Chennai
32. Deccan Chargers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	11-May-09	4:00 PM	Hyderabad
33. Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils	11-May-09	8:00 PM	Jaipur
34. Kings XI Punjab Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	12-May-09	8:00 PM	Mohali
35. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Delhi Daredevils	13-May-09	8:00 PM	Kolkata
36. Mumbai Indians Vs Chennai Super Kings	14-May-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
37. Delhi Daredevils Vs Deccan Chargers	15-May-09	8:00 PM	Delhi
38. Mumbai Indians Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	16-May-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
39. Delhi Daredevils Vs Kings XI Punjab	17-May-09	8:00 PM	Delhi
40. Rajasthan Royals Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	17-May-09	4:00 PM	Jaipur
41. Deccan Chargers Vs Mumbai Indians	18-May-09	8:00 PM	Hyderabad
42. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Chennai Super Kings	18-May-09	4:00 PM	Kolkata
43. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Delhi Daredevils	19-May-09	8:00 PM	Bangalore
44. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Rajasthan Royals	20-May-09	8:00 PM	Kolkata
45. Mumbai Indians Vs Kings XI Punjab	21-May-09	4:00 PM	Mumbai
46. Chennai Super Kings Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	21-May-09	8:00 PM	Chennai
47. Delhi Daredevils Vs Kolkata Knight Riders	22-May-09	8:00 PM	Delhi
48. Kings XI Punjab Vs Deccan Chargers	23-May-09	8:00 PM	Mohali
49. Delhi Daredevils Vs Mumbai Indians	24-May-09	8:00 PM	Delhi
50. Chennai Super Kings Vs Rajasthan Royals	24-May-09	4:00 PM	Chennai
51. Deccan Chargers Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	25-May-09	4:00 PM	Hyderabad
52. Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Kings XI Punjab	25-May-09	8:00 PM	Kolkata
53. Rajasthan Royals Vs Mumbai Indians	26-May-09	8:00 PM	Jaipur
54. Deccan Chargers Vs Chennai Super Kings	27-May-09	8:00 PM	Hyderabad
55. Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mumbai Indians	28-May-09	4:00 PM	Bangalore
56. Kings XI Punjab Vs Rajasthan Royals	28-May-09	8:00 PM	Mohali
First semi-final	30-May-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
Second semi-final	31-May-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai
Final	1-Jun-09	8:00 PM	Mumbai

Charlie Chaplin receiving an Honorary Oscar

Men in Nature – Survey Repot

Men are  stereotyped as immature, insensitive and sex-obsessed, but deep down inside, a majority of men pine for true love, aren’t scared of commitment, and say real men can cry, a new survey has shown.

The ‘Great Male Survey’ by a website shatters the myth some women have of the knuckle dragging opposite sex, said James Bassil, the website’s editor-in-chief. The poll of 70,000 men with an average age of 28 debunked many of the standard stereotypes to show that the modern man is driven by a sense of values, loyalty and family.

The survey found that 77 per cent of respondents look for girlfriends with ‘wife potential’ while 75 per cent believe they have a soul mate and 69 per cent would never cheat on their partner. “These survey results will be surprising to many women, most of whom have a completely different perspective of what the average man thinks and feels,” a New York daily quoted Bassil, as saying.”The idea that young guys only want to be single and jump from girlfriend to girlfriend is not true at all,” he added. The online survey, conducted over a five-week period, found that six out of 10 men were fed up with inaccurate commercial descriptions of them. Bassil said the images of men on television and in advertisements had not changed or been challenged for decades whereas the image of women in the media was always changing as their roles in the home and the workplace altered.

“In TV sitcoms and in adverts, young men are portrayed as immature boys who are always trying to get around their wives or girlfriends finding out about their bad behavior. This is just not the case,” he said. The survey found that 56 per cent of men believed that being a good father or husband made them “manly”. It also found that 75 per cent admitted to crying over a woman while 57 per cent of men cook at home and enjoy doing it. ANI

ARE YOU A REAL MAN?

So, you thought real men just look good and swagger around? No, the survey reveals…

77 per cent of men look for girls who are potential wives

75 per cent believe in soul mates

75 per cent admitted to crying over a woman

69 per cent said they would never cheat on their partner 57 per cent enjoy cooking at home 56 per cent of men believed that being a good father or husband made them ‘manly’

Computer KeyBoard Shortcut Key

BASIC SHORTCUT KEYS

Alt + F – File menu options in current program
Alt + E – Edit options in current program
F1 – Universal help (for all programs)
Ctrl + A - Select all text
Ctrl + X – Cut selected item
Shift + Del -  Cut selected item
Ctrl + C – Copy selected item
Ctrl + Ins – Copy selected item
Ctrl + V -  Paste
Shift + Ins – Paste
Home – Go to beginning of current line
Ctrl + Home -  Go to beginning of document
End – Go to end of current line
Ctrl + End – Go to end of document
Shift + Home – Highlight from current position to beginning of line
Shift + End -  Highlight from current position to end of line
Ctrl + f – Move one word to the left at a time
Ctrl + g – Move one word to the right at a time

MICROSOFT® WINDOWS® SHORTCUT KEYS

Alt + Tab – Switch between open applications
Alt + Shift + Tab – Switch backwards between open applications
Alt + Print Screen – Create screen shot for current program
Ctrl + Alt + Del  – Reboot/Windows® task manager
Ctrl + Esc – Bring up start menu
Alt + Esc – Switch between applications on taskbar
F2  – Rename selected icon
F3  – Start find from desktop
F4  – Open the drive selection when browsing
F5  – Refresh contents
Alt + F4  - Close current open program
Ctrl + F4  – Close window in program
Ctrl + PlusKey – Automatically adjust widths of all columns in Windows Explorer
Alt + Enter  – Open properties window of selected icon or program
Shift + F10 – Simulate right-click on selected item
Shift + Del  – Delete programs/files permanently
Holding ShiftDuring Bootup – Boot safe mode or bypass system files

Just for a smile

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

4. Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow sure!

8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

9. All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

If your brain works normally – amazing illusion!!!

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one colour, pink.

However if you stare at the black ‘ + ‘ in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black ‘ + ‘ in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones don’t really disappear. This should be proof enough, we don’t always see what we think we see.

A.R.RAHMAN Won 2 Oscar Awards

Congrats A.R .Rahman

A.R.RAHMAN won the oscar awards for Original Song and Original Score for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE rocks 8 oscar awards
Original Score,Original Song,Flim Editing,Sound Mixing,cinimography,Adapted Screenplay(Writing) , Directing and finaly for Best Flim

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A Woman writes to the Technical support Guy – Nice One

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
A Desperate Woman

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Crazy CAT

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